Where does Football rank on the importance scale?

What goes on in those hallowed halls? What happens in those vapid heads? Is the current political system such that the most truly narcissistic and haughty interlopers are elected?

Legions of men and women spend their days telling us, the American people, how to live their lives. As Chuck Schumer said upon his election "I was born to legislate".

So now the colossal morons who sit in power chairs on the Hill and rape the public of their resources and trust are now investigating (drum roll please....) College Football.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9759GG00&show_article=1

What the hell is with these people? They passed a $700+ billion stimulus without reading it, allowing 8,000+ earmarks, included corporate bonus clause, denied it, feigned indignation, tried to ex post facto tax it, all while okaying a Treasury Secretary who failed to pay their taxes. And that shit show of a process allows them to move on to another area where they can stick their noses and screw things up beyond repair.

College football? With inflation soaring and the dollar plummeting and North Korea launching weapons... you want to get involved in College Football?

Let me ask you this, bastards, what RIGHT do you think you have to regulate college football? Are you going to regulate what student gets "homecoming queen" and "most likely to succeed"?

I just don't understand what these elected officials do in those offices. There must be some stupid pill they have to take every morning. We've got Mexican drug lords turning Phoenix into another Mogadishu. Russia is sending bombers to Cuba. Yet you focus on... football.

No wonder we are heading in the wrong direction. When the martians land and say "Take me to your leader" I'd be embarrassed to show them who's in charge. The aliens will know their invasion of our planet will be like Hitler's march on France but with better hygiene.