Jake Heaps, the 17 year old from Washington State and #1 High School draft choice, has won the 2009 Heisman Trophy. Said the selection committee: "Very rarely has a person to the same extent as Heaps captured the world's attention and given its people hope for greater football". Heaps, who signed with BYU and plans to start classes in 9 months, was also preemptively given a B.A. in communications from the University in anticipation of his outstanding senior thesis "Crisis Communications in Change Management Structures".
In other news, Stephen Strasburg, the highly recruited #1 draft choice signed by the Washington Nationals was given the 2010 Cy Young Award. And his girlfriend, supermodel Julia Klein, has broken up with him in anticipation of Strasburg cheating on her at Ryan Zimmerman's Christmas Party in 2011.
Also- Lebron James was named MVP for the 2009 - 2010 season.
And Andy Garcia won the Oscar for Best Actor for a movie he is currently filming.
And Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize.
Remember the phrase "actions speak louder than words"? Apparently not in Norway.
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