An Italian Mistake

This post should be read with the accompanying music. "izz-a mo' fun-nah. you hitta da play."

The bad news: White House Budget office announced it made a mistake. The deficit is off by a smidge- just a bit.

$2,000,000,000,000.

The good news: I might get a vacation villa in Amalfi.

Per che?

The GDP of Italy is $1.85 trillion. So here's what we do to overcome our Italian sized budget....

We blayma da Bush-a! Managia la miseria... iss-a da falta di Bush e delle neocons. Poor Italia...

And then- we invade Italy again. Claim it as America's 51st State. We name it "Obamitalia" and give it to the taxpayers. We did it once- we can do it again.

And this time we don't rebuild Montecassino!!!

(On another note, Michelle wore a sleaveless sun dress from J-Crew and Barry played golf with his buddies).

Now- off to invade Italy! Bon appetito!!!